The Vatican national football team is a unique and inspiring addition to the 2024 season, bringing together players from all five continents. Despite their diverse origins, the team is united by a shared passion for football, a common faith, and their dedication to the same Church. They are more than just a football squad—they are a symbol of joy, unity, and purpose both on and off the pitch.
At the heart of their story lies their secret weapon: Vader Sergio. A true jack-of-all-trades, Vader Sergio is the team’s spiritual and tactical ace. He’s the kind of player who can score the “goal of the century” one moment and then whip up a finger-licking paella the next. His influence transcends his performances on the pitch, as he actively prays for the team.
The Vatican players proudly wear their faith on their chests, emblazoned with the Virgin Mary and her “Ave Maria” as their emblem. This symbol reflects their mission to approach the game with dignity, sportsmanship, and purpose. Their journey into the tournament began with a bit of drama, as nobody understood the departure of their Portuguese coach—possibly a Mourinhista in philosophy.
The Vatican has quickly gained recognition as one of the most cheerful and dynamic squads in the tournament. Regardless of the result, they bring a smile to every match, playing with an entertaining style that eschews the defensive “park the bus” mentality. Their philosophy is simple: propose good football and keep the game beautiful, win or lose.
The Vatican national football team isn’t just a team to watch; they’re a team to root for. In every match, they remind everyone of the unifying power of football, faith, and friendship.
All-time table
Pos | Team | P | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
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1 | Italy | 65 | 36 | 6 | 23 | 21 | 114 |
2 | Brazil | 60 | 31 | 8 | 21 | 51 | 101 |
3 | Spain | 54 | 30 | 6 | 18 | 26 | 96 |
4 | France | 37 | 21 | 6 | 10 | 32 | 69 |
5 | Russia | 41 | 18 | 9 | 14 | 12 | 63 |
6 | Argentina | 35 | 15 | 8 | 12 | 4 | 53 |
7 | Uruguay | 33 | 13 | 6 | 14 | 9 | 45 |
8 | Colombia | 30 | 13 | 6 | 11 | -3 | 45 |
9 | Moldova | 18 | 14 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 43 |
10 | Chile | 31 | 13 | 2 | 16 | -8 | 41 |
11 | Turkey | 37 | 11 | 7 | 19 | -26 | 40 |
12 | Peru | 19 | 12 | 2 | 5 | 22 | 38 |
13 | Japan | 25 | 10 | 5 | 10 | -1 | 35 |
14 | United World | 19 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 10 | 34 |
15 | Mexico | 27 | 8 | 8 | 11 | -16 | 32 |
16 | Hungary | 14 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 28 |
17 | Romania | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 27 |
18 | Portugal | 24 | 5 | 9 | 10 | -3 | 24 |
19 | Nederland | 25 | 7 | 2 | 16 | -24 | 23 |
20 | European Union | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 22 |
21 | England | 18 | 6 | 4 | 8 | -7 | 22 |
22 | Greece | 21 | 5 | 6 | 10 | -10 | 21 |
23 | Egypt | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 20 |
24 | Morocco | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 9 | 20 |
25 | Venezuela | 19 | 4 | 7 | 8 | -9 | 19 |
26 | LATAM | 22 | 5 | 4 | 13 | -14 | 19 |
27 | Croatia | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 18 |
28 | Ukraine | 14 | 4 | 5 | 5 | -9 | 17 |
29 | Australia | 21 | 5 | 2 | 14 | -16 | 17 |
30 | Vietnam | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 16 |
31 | Peru U35 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 16 |
32 | Brazil ➁ | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 14 |
33 | Italy ➁ | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 10 |
34 | Bolivia | 10 | 2 | 4 | 4 | -7 | 10 |
35 | Ecuador | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | -8 | 9 |
36 | Kazakhstan | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 |
37 | Germany | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -7 | 7 |
38 | Bulgaria | 8 | 1 | 4 | 3 | -11 | 7 |
39 | Poland | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | -21 | 7 |
40 | Luxembourg | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 |
41 | South Korea | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 6 |
42 | India | 14 | 0 | 4 | 10 | -29 | 4 |
43 | South Africa | 17 | 1 | 1 | 15 | -48 | 4 |
44 | Balkan Union | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | -2 | 2 |
45 | Suriname | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | -4 | 1 |
46 | Cyprus | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | -8 | 0 |
47 | Vatican | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | -20 | 0 |
Date | Home | Results | Away | Time |
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Moldova | 8 - 2 | Vatican | ||
Vatican | 0 - 1 | Vietnam | ||
Portugal | 5 - 3 | Vatican | ||
Vatican | 2 - 5 | Brazil | ||
Hungary | 4 - 0 | Vatican | ||
Morocco | 4 - 0 | Vatican |
- Leagues
- Group B – NC10, Group H – NC9, IX Nations Cup
- Seasons
- 2024 Season, Nations Cup